Showing posts with label Texas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Texas. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

A Real Texas Ranger



This morning, I got the following email from my dad.  I haven't changed a word (and you'll find it hard to believe that my dad was born in New Jersey; he seems to have Texas in his soul).  Although the Texas Rangers lost the World Series, the spirit of the real Rangers will live on. And here's why...

Yesterday Mr. Matt Dillon Bingham the Smith County District Attorney called and said that this Old Texas Ranger was going to be in his office and that he was going to have him sign this poster for me.  Glen Elliot is an Old Ranger, about 89 now and has written two books about the Rangers.  He’s an old school guy and one of the stories about him was that he chased a guy that crossed into Mexico, he parked his vehicle on the US side walked across into Mexico went into the bar where the culprit was, stuck a gun at his head and drug him back across the border.  The good old days when they didn’t worry about the paperwork, when the rule was you have the right to remain silent if you can tolerate the pain.  

Sunday, December 26, 2010

We Are Family... I Got All My Sistas With Me...


My parents got a pug puppy soon after they moved to Texas because my dad had a fantasy of driving a pick-up with a little pug (like Frank in "Men in Black") on his lap.  Hence, their pug is named Frankie. It's kind of cute that they now have a furry "daughter" since we are all grown up and moved away, but... when my mom tells my kids to "say goodbye to your Aunt Frankie" or says things like "Frankie's glad to see her sister" (meaning moi!), well, I think maybe it's gone a little too far...

Saturday, December 25, 2010

My Big Fat Texan Christmas

My kids are half-Jewish, which means that we usually don't go overboard at Christmas because they've already had "8 crazy nights" of Hanukkah.  Not this year.  This year is the "go big or go home" Christmas at my folks' house in Texas.  A few snaps:

Christmas eve PJs

Sorting presents

Before the mayhem

Emme's "longhorn" Xmas presents (the bag reads "It's okay, I'm a Texan")

My niece Bethany ("Bobbi Nicole Stinkypants" to us) and her new J. Beebs doll

A real Texan Xmas gift for my dad: a new Dremel tool

My mom's book, titled "Momma Loves Her Some Eggnog"

Serena, complaining of a stomach ache.  Some kids can't handle Christmas...